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His Very Last Bleep Went Blipp

O-ho-no-no. This is awesome. The Tamagotchi Graveyard. Gravestone inscriptions for virtual pets. Tears of a keychain.

Maruchi was named after me. He lived a good life. He loved the Care Center, and was taken out for an occasional feeding and play-time. I checked on him one afternoon, and I saw a little spaceship pick him up and fly away. I was really upset. I miss him.

To Saturn, Lived to Be 12:

My baby died in his sleep. I will forever weep. Then his batteries went dead. Now he lives in my head.

Dear Fi Fi, Age 7:

She was good in her days. I’m sorry I let you get washed. Say hello to Goodie for me.

(Discuss)

What Kids Are Saying About Antonio Rocha's How To Mime Animals

“I liked when he showed us how to do all kinds of animals. He taught us how to stretch your lip over your bottom gum.”

“I liked when he taught us the animals because they are cool.”

“I like the time when we did the turtle. And when we did the fish. Because I could experience them.”

“The fun I had doing the animals.”

It goes on. It gets better. (Discuss.)