Freshly Squeezed by Phantom Hands
Orange juice is scary. And, in recent times, it’s become even scarier.
- Possible dead grandma spills orange juce.
- Scary story of an orange juice factory by Patrick M.
- CANDID PIX OF PHANTOM HAND WITH ORANGE JUICE!!
- Petey the ghost through a ouija board gives the message PEACE, followed by OJ, which is taken to mean orange juice.
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Later that evening, got a brief note from britta. Uh oh, more orange-ya-freaked-out?? This time it’s pulpy pulp fiction. Looks likes some of the real psychocitrus motifs are saturating our literature!
in the book “tropic of orange” by karen tei yamashita, these oranges filled with concentrated cocaine get into los angeles, cause a huge freeway car accident, and lots of other stuff. midway through the book, oranges are banned from california.
scary oranges indeed.
