You Know Interstate 5? I Carried You The Whole Way.

Loverly cry-and-diecast Let Faith Take the Wheel by Thomas Kinkade (Painter of Light). Bears the inscription:

Ride with me Lord
Across the miles
Delivery me safely home.

Imagine were this truck a real rig. That’s right, big guy! The scenery gone be lookin’ at you!

By the way: handcrafted.

Suburban with Mohawk, highlighted with scenes from Kinkade’s lush, devouring masterpiece for the light-addicted, “Almost Heaven.”

Yeah, he’s got La-Z-Boys too.

Debit cards. Of course.

WARNING TO ADOBE PHOTOSHOP! DO NOT MAKE A FILL TOOL THAT THOMAS KINKADE CAN USE TO FILL THE EARTH AND GROUND AND ATMOSPHERE WITH HIS MASTERPIECES!! HE WILL CLICK ON IT!!

Dreams That I Want and Envy

So many people having dreams. Here’s a few dreams I’ve seen on forums or journals that I want to have:

Scary One

I was at the Catholic university I work at. I was trying to follow the professor I work with and he was telling me that he needed help for me to move musical instruments to a room. I then found myself in the neighborhood I grew up in and I was pushing a piano down the street. I stopped at the busy intersection and there were cars whizzing by at horrifically high speeds and I was terrified of crossing it. The piano was rolling towards the traffic and I had to push with all my might to push it back so I wouldn’t be run over by those cars. I remember thinking “Gee, if those cars would crash, it would be a disaster due to the high speed.

So then all of a sudden I’m in this dark building pushing this piano and trying to get it up the stairs. There is this old woman hovering over me telling me not to break the piano.

Then all of a sudden I’m in the house I grew up in and it’s dark. There is some kind of bar in the wall and I end up obsessively doing stomach curls (when you pull torso up whilst suspended) and pull ups. Then I end up going downstairs and I was so afraid to do it. I end up in the family room on the couch with my father—who has been dead for almost 9 years and he’s asking me about buying silly things at Spencer’s gag gifts and asking me if it was too expensive. I felt really scared and wanting to escape. (so says Nachtmusik)

That’s a Shame

Me and my sister were watching T.V and we have a picture of god on top of there. Any way, I just looked up and it burst into flames. My sister took it to the bathroom and put it out and said “that’s a shame,” and walked out, while I still kept looking at the picture, trying to figure out what happened. (that’s so Depeche)

Jesus’ Bloody River (for Mac and PC)

I was in a cabin thing playing some form of video game with the Laurax and my brother. It began with a completely random construction site that was in 3d. It would spin around and turn into a menu for the level. In the first one, I was back in biblical days, right before the crucifixion. Jesus was just hanging out with people, when someone stabbed him. He didnt seem to pay much attention, and just walked into a river. I followed him, and soon noticed the entire river had turned red from his blood. I was then prompted to find a password using the keywords either “sister” or “find”. I thought itd be find, so tried it and was wrong. So I tried sister, and it gave me a random password. I dont quite remember the second level, but I know it had something to do with ninjas and espionage.

Also: The river was like kool aid, more than bloody water. I guess maybe thats the same thing. (dream and concept art by MisanthropTK)

Free Pop Tart

i was in a car dealership and the guy said if i left he would give me a poptart, so i did, and i got a poptart. i was then at my friends house which was located in the middle of nowhere, and then it got raided by all these kids in bathing suits. i hid in his shed by getting in through the trap door. inside was a jewel encrusted statue of a king hanging from the ceiling by a chain. (beware, that was ComptonAssTerry)

Tilt

i’m not even aware that i’m dreaming until i wake up. it’s only then that i remember it. usually i’m running on wet grass, i can see my feet but from behind. i don’t know if i’m chasing something, or running away from something. i begin to tilt sideways to the left, then fall over, which is when i wake up. (jodiejo)

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