Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Otter (a Five-Minute Play for Twins Who Don't Have Their Other Twin With Them and An Unlimited Supply of Animals)

(An otter enters the room. Twin is standing there. The otter holds a jar of jelly.)

Otter: (slowly) We’re out of jelly.

Twin: THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!!

(Twin proceeds to ransack the room for remaining four-and-five-sixths minutes.)

11:52 PM

(Holy Bible made possible by the viewable index at /resources/doctrine2/images.)

01:01 PM

disoriented?

why the lucky stiff
is a fledgling freelance professor, one who will die young and make no lasting impression.

except there was that time when i vacuumed all of Greenland for them.

email? here.

Books:
  • Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby (Blixy Tees)

    Blogs:
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  • Hackety Org
  • RedHanded COMPLETED!

    Stories:
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  • Stunt Runner

    Comics:
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  • The Open Window: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
  • Lost Children, Lost Children, Lost Children, See Such Feverish Castles: one


    • Incidents: (35) Adventure of the Apple's Mom (34) A Magic Milk (33) The Secret Sandwich (32) A Smart Curtsy (31) The Hand Which Fell Apart (30) Jentle & Pailey (29) The Grieving Boar (28) The Story Life Doesn't Explain (27) The Life Guy (26) The Jump Wanter (25) Kimothy's Mouth (24) Speaking Of Flutes (23) The Advisor (22) Wristwatches (21) The Queen-Sized (20) The Tandem Bicycle (19) The Little Piece of Cloth (18) Milk Powers (17) Javek and the Candle (16) The Skier (15) The Man Who Happened to Have Legs (14) The Man Who Happened to Reach Up (13) Duck Typing (12) The Incident (11) The End (10) Ghosts (9) The Man (8) Waking (7) Water (6) Birthstones (5) Ignored (4) The Berkowitz Manuevre (3) Regrets (2) Emptiness (1) The Milkman Who Couldn't Sleep

    Five-Minute Plays for Twins Who Don't Have Their Other Twin With Them and An Unlimited Supply of Animals: Octopus, Eagle, Swan, Otter

    Quatrains: 0.0, 0.1, 0.2, 1.0, 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5

    Hacking:
  • The Fully Upturned Bin
  • Seeing Metaclasses Clearly
  • What's Shiny and New in Ruby 1.8.0?
  • A Quick Guide to SQLite and Ruby
  • The Little Coder's Predicament
  • Wearing Ruby Slippers To Work

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