Stunt Runner

First, peg your pants.

Captain Gravity cupped his hands over mine. “But with your help, I can extinguish these vile marauders.”

“Yuck.” I yanked my hand from his grip. “You’re my health teacher.”

Stunt Runner

The second in a series of short stories, all jotted down within the last few years. The first was The Bobby Wolves. The finished collection will together be called A Pocket Dictionary to Peoplemud and will be released under the Creative Commons’ Attribution-ShareAlike license.

This story is a couple of years old now. It may be too fluffy for you. I really want to write scifi for Jane magazine, though.

disoriented?

why the lucky stiff
is a fledgling freelance professor, one who will die young and make no lasting impression.

except there was that time when i vacuumed all of Greenland for them.

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