You Know Interstate 5? I Carried You The Whole Way.

Breathtaking + exhaust = chokin to the poetry.

Loverly cry-and-diecast Let Faith Take the Wheel by Thomas Kinkade (Painter of Light). Bears the inscription:

Ride with me Lord
Across the miles
Delivery me safely home.

Imagine were this truck a real rig. That’s right, big guy! The scenery gone be lookin’ at you!

By the way: handcrafted.

Almost heaven.

Suburban with Mohawk, highlighted with scenes from Kinkade’s lush, devouring masterpiece for the light-addicted, “Almost Heaven.”

Put your legs up in a world.

Yeah, he’s got La-Z-Boys too.

Swipe aesthetically.

Debit cards. Of course.

WARNING TO ADOBE PHOTOSHOP! DO NOT MAKE A FILL TOOL THAT THOMAS KINKADE CAN USE TO FILL THE EARTH AND GROUND AND ATMOSPHERE WITH HIS MASTERPIECES!! HE WILL CLICK ON IT!!

disoriented?

why the lucky stiff
is a fledgling freelance professor, one who will die young and make no lasting impression.

except there was that time when i vacuumed all of Greenland for them.

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