Dream Cartridge No. 2

Now for an expansion pack to the previous set of Enviable Dreams. These should fit on a single cartridge and I’d like to be able to put it on shuffle mode. Not that the dreams should appear in mixed sequence, but that the environments should be interchangeable, along with the Ducks with Piano Key Teeth and the Bloody Cameras that already frequent my sleep.

‘Sites Say We Can Control Dreams, So We Can (aka Jell-O Bunny)

I remember opening the fridge and taking out a tupperware. Inside is Jell-O. A small rodent is in the Jell-O sleeping. It makes me so sad, because I think he’s going to freeze. Turns out he is warm in the Jell-O. I think it’s a hamster at first but it turns out to be a bunny. I keep the bunny but it always runs away. I find it one time under my bed with an arrow pointing to its head like they do on video games. One time I’m at a restaurant and I look outside and there’s some kind of joke going on about John Mellencamp getting in a cab, then Bruce Springsteen running away but I don’t understand why everyone thinks its so funny in the dream. Then I see a guy in a bunny costume dressed as a Hobo run to me. Also, in one part, some man is holding me up and I’m like “Hey, this is a dream. That one site says I can take control and start doing whatever I want in my dream” so I fight him and kick in him in the head as he’s holding me above him, and I’m running on the ceiling going “it’s a dream!!”

Way to go, sarie1704!

Snuggling with a Radio Station

There doesnt seem to be a lot of information for someone who loves radio stations and the dreams they would have because of what they love. I would like to know what it all means to have relations with the radio station not a person like a dj or engineer but the station mainly the radio broadcasting cable or some other equipment that is part of the station. i am alone in the dream but not isolated the atmosphere in the dream is that this is normal and natural. there is normal lighting and i am inside the Dj studio or outside at the tower in the dream. i am not caught by station staff or anyone like law enforcement or a child or dog or other animal in my dream. it ends usualy with me and the radio stations snuggling in some way together…

OK now in wakeing life, it has taken me a long time to become secure with my feelings and now these dreams are coming because i think i have told my family about my feeling for radio stations and things involving radio and there is no more secrets in my home between me and my loved ones about who or what i love and why i dont wish to marry girls they have introduced me too.

From AM_Radio_Lover.

The Inflatable Murderer

I was driving along at night with my husband. We were following a train. The back of it was open and i could see the outline of a man, and I know this man is a murderer. Next thing, my hubbie and I are inside the train car, which is now like a department store with clothing racks. We are seperated and hiding from the murderer. I am crouched in a rack of clothes, and i look up and to the head of the rack I’m in, and the man is there. I think I ran away, but the next thing I recall dreaming was being next to my husband, and I had a knife and I slashed the murderer’s throat.

He fell but I continued to hack at him. Now he had turned into a square thick plastic bag. I was still slashing at it. Then I stop, and as I’m looking at the bag the cuts are beginning to heal. I know that if the bag heals it will inflate and it will be the murderer again. So I roll the bag up, and am carrying it under my arm, tight to my body. I think that I need to stop the bag from ever reinflating, or the killer will keep killing people forever.

So we are driving along and every few miles I stop and tear a little piece of the bag off and bury it. But I have this feeling that I will not suceed. That before I can bury enough or tear the bag enough I will drop the bag, and it will inflate and be the murderer again.

Yeah, just keep ripping it up, LauraLeigh!

A Little Clue (for Moms)

I was at the mall, applying for second summer jobs. I wanted one in addition to the job I currently have. In place of the Clairs store, there was an ice cream store. I walked in for an application, but didn’t even need to fill it out. I was hired on the spot. I looked over and a little boy was trying to give people a message. He didn’t speak English, but wrote the clue “IRON.” I think my mom figured it out.

Maybe his name was Ron, Captivating One.

Chasing a Teacher Only to Discover That the Earth Has a Shell

A teacher took me up to the head of the class and said I had to teach the children complex mathematics problems. The only problem is that I am bad at math. So I went to go tell him I needed help when I found that he checked into a hospital.

I went to find him. Angry he left us. I chased him all through the hospital and outside where he tried to escape in a car. I hijacked a giant trunk with an old lady and her son in a wheel chair. I seemed to have gotten into trouble for this because when I returned to my job I was fired.

What’s more is that I had no money, no clothing, and no friends or family to turn to. I remember some of the parents sadly waving to me and a co-worker walking up to me and hugging me. I told her everything that happened to me and she seemed sad, but it was false sympathy. She then said my clothing was still up in the classroom. When I went to go get it, they were all trampled on.

I brushed them off and got dressed. I then wandered around aimlessly like a ghost. I went into a pub and ate some food with a nice guy that gave me some of his food stick. Someone in the bar was explaining that there was a world above us and we were living inside the Earth. I was excited and realized that made sense! I remember the man had a pop up book with our city in the middle and a world on top of it with sunshine and rainbows and a boat. I wondered how he got the time to make all those pop-up characters.

I tried to get the guys in the bar to come up to the surface with me. Where we could find a better life. Nobody cared or believed me. I then rode up elevators and other objects that could take me higher. Until I came to a higher level that was still inside the Earth. I remember I looked at my reflection and saw that it was ghostly pale. Probably because I had been under the Earth for so long.

A startling revelation. Thank you, Dragonfly.

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