My Complete List Of Substitute Names For The Maneuver We Now Know To Be Monkeypatching
Defiling Science
Disowning A Grandfather
Slapmethoding
The Cougar’s Kiss
Demolition d’Ruby
Eating Donuts On 71st & Grand
Duck Punching
Patch Adams
Personally (and Openly) Slandering David Alan Black
This Gesture Has Been Outlawed
Betraying The Trust Of This Fine, Fine Nation
Blatting
Eviscerating Certain Modules Which Made Themselves Ready And Willing To Be My Most Humble Prey
Calmly Opening The Cooler
Shaken Mixin Syndrome
Just Minding My Own Business
A Double Backflip With A Slight Change Of Functionality
Giving The Machine Some Vicodin
Locking Up The Smithsonian
Missus Doubtfire
Attempting To Exercise Just A Fraction Of The Lawlessness And Lack Of Discipline Which We All First Learned From Why The Lucky Stiff
Entropy’s Apprentice
The Evening Before The Wedding Celebration Of Pete Sampras And Howie Mandel
Accelerating One’s Aspberger’s
Happening To Use The Same Method Name In A Particularly Unfortunate Inheritance Chain
Quick, Nail Shut The Orphanage!
Defying the Queen Abroad
Calling White-Out A Painting
People’s Choice Winner Of The 2007 Bloody Knuckles Tournament In Tacoma, Washington
Double Feature Of Patch Adams And Mrs. Doubtfire (A Packed Showing)
When O’Reilly Wasn’t Looking
Stirring The Quicksand
Sex In The City Space Shuttle
Please don’t let these out to the Python people. Their language is named after Monty Python, let’s not forget, who was a much funnier guy than us.
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James
Don’t forget “Introducing Gladstone”.
And “Cackling The Gladys”.
Steven
or these:
“Pistol Whipping”
“McGuyvering”
“Kramering in Harlem”
Kelly
I would add: “Hatching a Plan 9”
“Illegal Formation, 5 yds, 2nd down.”
“Bringing A Saucerfull Of Secrets to Atom Mother on The Dark Side Of The Moon.”
cdcarter
“serializing the turtle”
Brad
Spending The Kids Inheritance
Pratik
IBM–“Inches below muff !”
topfunky
I’ve read “Calling White-Out A Painting” 5 times and I laugh just as hard every time.
Going for number 6 now…
Plan9.8
“Donkey Weaving”, “Waxing the Mustache”, and “Buttering the Buscuits”
LninYo
“Duck Punching” FTW!
undees
Squeaky Clean Sanchez
shadytrees
Polymorgrasm
Pete
“Choate”
Silby
Adam Keys
Look guys. We’ve been coddling our duck types too long. Its time to give them the tough love they need. A little cartoon violence against ducks never hurt any actual ducks.
If anything, bringing an end to all these simian metaphors should be our top priority, VMs and language enhancements be damned!
Bob that is known as Bob
Goosing the Mallard
some Anselm
wow, reading your different blogs and books and especially this post I have to say: You’re like the books of Douglas Adams in one person ;-)
I think sooner or later you’ll hear from me about Hackety Hack ^^
Sage
> Their language is named after Monty Python, let’s not forget, who was a much funnier guy than us.
Monty Python was not a guy, it was a group of guys.
_why
Sage: Haha! That is hilarious! You must be a Python programmer, because you guys always get the last laugh. Thankyou for that.
But, seriously, how could we forget Monty Python’s enchanting role as Coach Buttermaker, star of The Bad News Bears. Don’t believe everything you read on Wikipedia, guys. ;)
Deps
But wikipedia can’t be wrong! They know everything!
Kevlar
LninYo: I concur, “Duck Punching” takes it.
Ryan A.
I like Duck Punching :)
@kelly
I love the “hatching a plan9” one… i’ll make sur to use it someday :)
redsquirrel
As a former child therapist, my favorite is Accelerating One’s Aspberger’s, except it’s spelled Asperger’s.
alancfrancis
@redquirrel: unless _why actually meant asp-burgers. Mmmm, venomy.
wtf
monty was not a guy
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