7 Assignments #
I have huge aspirations for each of you. Only I see who you really could be. Hence, I’m assigning you the following achievements. Please add them to your other 36 chores.
- Dispatch a dot-release via UPS ground only.
- Traffic duck pix within MIME headers (minimum 64k/month).
- Leave likeness of Matz on the Etch-a-Sketch in the dentist’s receiving room. Add under his face: matz.
- Color hand red. Shake with others. Leave solid print on animals.
- Decorate office or apartment stairwell with framed source code. (Credit the author and era on brass plaque.)
- Equip colleagues with secret gift of Ctrl.Alt.r, emergency RedHanded hotkey.
- Exude childlike bewilderment.
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