See, this is what’s best, people. Rosy and bejeweled trackballs from Japan. The model pictured to the left is the Logitech ST-45UPi and it absolutely reeks of Ruby Mastermind.

I can guarantee that son-shi (the promised guru who will lead us out of bondage and straight to the promised Rite) is using this trackball right now. However, it is certainly possible that son-shi has inlayed the trackball into a gargoyle’s hand. He is allowed such modifications.

Another beautiful specimen: Microsoft Trackball Explorer. Oh, that lovely wasp’s eye, laced with millions of sensors to detect each delicate pad of your finger. Its love for you is deep. (More trackballs at neko’s Trackballroom.)