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The Least Surprised #9: Dispatching Those Methods of Love and Death #

by why in cult

The Least Surprised #9: Dispatching Those Methods of Love and Death

said on 18 Dec 2005 at 00:28

I hate it when the servers get sumberged in suds.

said on 18 Dec 2005 at 01:59

I hate it when I laugh and monkey’s milk comes out my nose. Some days I really wish for a juglar.slice!

And of course, such a method would have to have the exclamation mark.

said on 18 Dec 2005 at 05:43

well, it is a destructive action.

said on 18 Dec 2005 at 09:05

ok, the “devour_with_index” made me laugh out loud hehe

said on 18 Dec 2005 at 13:28

Malsky’s violent tendencies show forth even more clearly in this episode. One can only hope that he gets psychological help soon or else episode 12 will be titled “The slaughter of the Least Surprised” and while many of us won’t be surprised at that outcome, afterall this site is called ‘Redhanded’, we may still be a bit shocked.

...after that, the topic will likely turn to Io programming and this site will go from being ‘Redhanded’ to ‘Moonstruck’. Is Io the new Ruby? Stay tuned and watch it all unfold.

said on 19 Dec 2005 at 02:05

I’m suspicious as to whether this whole episode was merely justification to use “relax burger”.

said on 19 Dec 2005 at 16:53

Hah. +1 on the Ruby jokes.

I miss the outlines around the speech balloons though.

said on 19 Dec 2005 at 17:13

man-with-hat-and-mustache:

Actually, you’ve also got to take into account the foreshadowing in The Red Scared, which gives us our first glimpse of Senator Pythonguy, aka Darth Serpentine.

In Episode 12 (“Rise of the Snake”), Mr. Ralsky succumbs to the Dark Side and becomes Darth Viper after slaughtering the Council of the Least Surprised. Thus begins the Empire.

Not to worry, though. A few episodes later, the Empire is crushed by Rebels on Rails.

said on 19 Dec 2005 at 17:17

[ This is not, of course, intended as any sort of comparison of _why to George Lucas. I imagine if the former made Star Wars films they would be awesome, if gloriously weird. ]

said on 19 Dec 2005 at 20:33

All this time I thought his name was Malsky.

Ralsky or Malsky?

said on 19 Dec 2005 at 21:09

I’m getting a pet pig for Christmas!

said on 19 Dec 2005 at 22:27

_why: congrats. You’ll enjoy many meals of chunky bacon!

said on 20 Dec 2005 at 10:19

main-with-hat-and-mustache: argh, yes, Malsky.

why: Coolness; one of the miniature breeds I guess?

said on 20 Dec 2005 at 16:11

Miniature breeding is a myth. It’s all potbellies and they’ll grow to two-feet tall.

You also have to buy some little birds for the pig to give the pig a sense of ownership. If the pet has some pets, then it’ll be a better pet itself. But its pets will be crappy pets but at least I don’t have to deal with them.

said on 21 Dec 2005 at 22:05

So, the birds are like eigenpets?

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