Danger. Danger. Danger.
urirequire has been released. If you use this, the government will call you into their office. And they will punch through your top hat! And turn your umbrella inside out! And you will be tossed out the door with a sort of half-toss because the government guys didn’t even feel like giving you much of a toss anyway.
require 'urirequire' require 'http://fhwang.net/urirequire_test'
Fortunately, Francis says other hilarious things to cheer us up:
Taglines which will probably make nobody download my lib but I think are funny anyway
urirequire: The network Pwns the computer!
urirequire: Now I’ll never get that job working for Bruce Schneier.
urirequire: It’s not just a solution looking for a problem. It’s a solution looking for a victim.
If you have
RUBYOPT="-rurirequire", you can test out the latest release of Hobix (the code behind this site):
ruby -e 'require "http://go.hobix.com/0.4/"'.